. The strength I need to fight through the battles of life. Thanks! It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. He loves comedy, cybersecurity, and innovative technology. ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back. ( ). You're so ugly that god had to look away. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. @keyframes _1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT{0%{opacity:0}to{opacity:1}}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc{--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left:0px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;padding:3px 9px;position:absolute;border-radius:4px;margin-top:-6px;background:#000;color:#fff;animation:_1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT .5s step-end;z-index:100;white-space:pre-wrap}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc:after{content:"";position:absolute;top:100%;left:calc(50% - 4px - var(--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left));width:0;height:0;border-top:3px solid #000;border-left:4px solid transparent;border-right:4px solid transparent}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd{margin-top:6px}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after{border-bottom:3px solid #000;border-top:none;bottom:100%;top:auto} But, still. You are a walking glitch, dJ tRuNkS. Web1 You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen. Listen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said Yuh! I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I dont know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya. Please, dont stop, keep talking. Only roast your close friends who understand your humour. Generate random insults with the insult generators. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". My name must taste good because its always in your mouth. We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately weve been married for 10 years. Perfect for insulting people on all occasions. Webroast paragraph copy and paste batman: arkham city deadshot fight. Now Im really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. Quasar stupid. Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. Pfft. 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A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Say something. as happy as a worm) Papando moscas. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like Elmo! Alright now lemme get back in ya head. Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out? A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Youre entitled to your incorrect opinion. Phone sex operators hang up on you. You are dank and filthy. Too bad you cant count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise. WebDown down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. So please do vote or expand thisroast list with your own mean creation. Now, I am a kind boy, yo face though brought nobody joy 4. As happy as a clam (lit. For example, Sabe que tiene la cola sucia!, he knows he did something wrong!. You are my soul mate and I just want to be happy with you for the rest of my life! Shouldn't you be in the sewers because I've thought that you were a rat. We all did. Its so cute when you try to talk about things you dont understand. y don't you check eBay out and see if they have life for sale, i thought of you today,it reminded me to take out the trash. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You can also use them with success anywhere else. Singularity stupid. 
Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Im really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Im visualizing duck tape over your mouth. 
Sleepless nights fall over me as I am burdened with my stupidity. Duh. This is my epiphany of stupid. Its scary to think people like you are allowed to vote. The middle one has to be you, An old teacher asked her student: If I say I am beautiful, which tense is that? The student replied: Its obviously past.. Meta-stupid. ( ) You take everything that sounds like fun. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. Singularity stupid. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Im really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap twice, you sooo ugly when i saw you i thought i was dreaming, when your mom cuts onions and crys its because onions remind her of u, Your mum is so fat that when i pictured her in my head she broke my neck, people die everyday after seeing your face ya know, Yo mama is so old this meme is 90 yrs younger then her, your so ugly that i thought you were a posem, rahh most of your makeup can be cleaned with a wipe shut up, Is it just me or, is my roast more popular then you. Listen to me right now, Trunks. How silly of me. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Web1. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like Elmo! Youre the reason I prefer animals to people. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpas back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Ironclad Tit Berk 6. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said anuminum OKRRRR. Weve compiled a list of the wittiest and funniest comebacks that can be used during a roast. 2. Youre curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. Jason youre so hairy youre making it hard for your parents to choose a wife for you. You are sour and senile. Copypasta is a type of meme made up of a wall of text. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. 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You are asinine and benighted. I was going to make a joke about your life, but I see life beat me to the punch. Coming into my life has brought goodness upon me. You'll never be the man your mother is, Roast 14. Dont be ashamed of who you are. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. I can't go on. It means humiliating another player in a way that appears to be comedic. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You bloody woofter sod. Maybe youll find your brain back there. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You my friend, are a white crayon on white paper. Ya IQ is -77666888389393488484829299292929 and my baby brothers is 1, when people make fun of adopted kids "At least they where wanted", Your the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles. I can't use this, I'll just diss myself. Plus, roasts make for great comebacks. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I dont know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya. Meta-stupid. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. Sometimes our enemies, friends, or some unknown people are trying to attack our emotions during arguing. WebAllow Easy Copy & Paste: This tool is designed with the aim to deliver the utmost ease of use to all the users. Monkeys look down on you. The gap in between your teeth look like parking slots. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. submit combo . Worse than that, you top-post. AUHH, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Light travels faster than sound. They were a bit late. Listen to me right now, Trunks. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. You bring everyone so much joy! Webyou're logged in as - you can:. You are a walking glitch, dJ tRuNkS. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzlys diamond-fuckin-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You are a walking glitch, dJ tRuNkS. : You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, (trimmed due to comment size limit). Did you hear about the two bald guys who have put their heads together? /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/TopicLinksContainer.3b33fc17a17cec1345d4_.css.map*/Fusarium oxysporum. Copy and Paste Long Paragraphs for Bae. I have three very hard academic classes. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstars cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. Youre not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality. Singularity stupid. DJ Trunks mom smellin like a skunk! So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Stupid cubed. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. The copypasta with no bullshjt, just delete this Alright now lemme get back in ya head. ._1QwShihKKlyRXyQSlqYaWW{height:16px;width:16px;vertical-align:bottom}._2X6EB3ZhEeXCh1eIVA64XM{margin-left:3px}._1jNPl3YUk6zbpLWdjaJT1r{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;display:inline-block;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;padding:0 4px}._1jNPl3YUk6zbpLWdjaJT1r._39BEcWjOlYi1QGcJil6-yl{padding:0}._2hSecp_zkPm_s5ddV2htoj{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;display:inline-block;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;margin-left:0;padding:0 4px}._2hSecp_zkPm_s5ddV2htoj._39BEcWjOlYi1QGcJil6-yl{padding:0}._1wzhGvvafQFOWAyA157okr{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:14px;padding:0 4px}._3BPVpMSn5b1vb1yTQuqCRH,._1wzhGvvafQFOWAyA157okr{display:inline-block;height:16px}._3BPVpMSn5b1vb1yTQuqCRH{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-body);border-radius:50%;margin-left:5px;text-align:center;width:16px}._2cvySYWkqJfynvXFOpNc5L{height:10px;width:10px}.aJrgrewN9C8x1Fusdx4hh{padding:2px 8px}._1wj6zoMi6hRP5YhJ8nXWXE{font-size:14px;padding:7px 12px}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y{border-radius:20px}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y:hover{opacity:.85}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y:active{transform:scale(.95)} Tener la cola sucia. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. When you have generated the perfect insult you hit the Copy button the insult is copied to your device clipboard for Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstars cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. So, we always need good comebacks and roasts to defend ourselves and make them shut their mouths. 2. Quasar stupid. you here! I must apologize. Open the document or file containing the text you want to copy or move. You should really come with a warning label. Your grandmothers casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got simultaneously buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstars cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. Bad idea in your case. I can't go on. It reminded me to take out the trash. Meta-stupid. Im sure youll enjoy that bonus content. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. I can't go on. you're IQ is the reason humans arnt on mars yet. I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mamas trunks! 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Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Im really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap twice, you sooo ugly when i saw you i thought i was dreaming, when your mom cuts onions and crys its because onions remind her of u, Your mum is so fat that when i pictured her in my head she broke my neck, people die everyday after seeing your face ya know, Yo mama is so old this meme is 90 yrs younger then her, your so ugly that i thought you were a posem, rahh most of your makeup can be cleaned with a wipe shut up, Is it just me or, is my roast more popular then you. Listen to me right now, Trunks. How silly of me. 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You are asinine and benighted. I was going to make a joke about your life, but I see life beat me to the punch. Coming into my life has brought goodness upon me. You'll never be the man your mother is, Roast 14. Dont be ashamed of who you are. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. I can't go on. It means humiliating another player in a way that appears to be comedic. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You bloody woofter sod. Maybe youll find your brain back there. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You my friend, are a white crayon on white paper. Ya IQ is -77666888389393488484829299292929 and my baby brothers is 1, when people make fun of adopted kids "At least they where wanted", Your the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles. I can't use this, I'll just diss myself. Plus, roasts make for great comebacks. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I dont know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya. Meta-stupid. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. Sometimes our enemies, friends, or some unknown people are trying to attack our emotions during arguing. WebAllow Easy Copy & Paste: This tool is designed with the aim to deliver the utmost ease of use to all the users. Monkeys look down on you. The gap in between your teeth look like parking slots. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. submit combo . Worse than that, you top-post. AUHH, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Light travels faster than sound. They were a bit late. Listen to me right now, Trunks. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. You bring everyone so much joy! Webyou're logged in as - you can:. You are a walking glitch, dJ tRuNkS. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzlys diamond-fuckin-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You are a walking glitch, dJ tRuNkS. : You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, (trimmed due to comment size limit). Did you hear about the two bald guys who have put their heads together? /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/TopicLinksContainer.3b33fc17a17cec1345d4_.css.map*/Fusarium oxysporum. Copy and Paste Long Paragraphs for Bae. I have three very hard academic classes. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstars cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. Youre not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality. Singularity stupid. DJ Trunks mom smellin like a skunk! So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Stupid cubed. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. 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You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. When you have generated the perfect insult you hit the Copy button the insult is copied to your device clipboard for Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got **simultaneously** buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstars cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. So, we always need good comebacks and roasts to defend ourselves and make them shut their mouths. 2. Quasar stupid. you here! I must apologize. Open the document or file containing the text you want to copy or move. You should really come with a warning label. Your grandmothers casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. 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